A story which made me Laugh !!

A Curious Funeral Procession One morning, as a man was leaving a café with his coffee, he noticed a very unusual funeral procession. At the front was a coffin, followed by a second coffin about 50 feet behind. Behind the second coffin, a solitary man walked quietly, accompanied by a black dog. What caught the man’s attention even more was the long line of 200 men following behind in single file. Curiosity got the better of him, so he approached the man with the dog and said, "I’m sorry for your loss, and I know this isn’t the best time—but I’ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "The first coffin is for my wife." Intrigued, the curious man asked, "What happened to her?" The man sighed and said, "My dog attacked and killed her." Shocked, the onlooker asked, "And the second coffin?" The man responded, "That’s my mother-in-law—she was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her too." A moment of silence followed as the first man processed the information. Then, with a spark of excitement, he asked, "Can I borrow the dog?" Without missing a beat, the man replied, "Get in line."