A story which made me Laugh !!

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when
he noticed a most unusual funeral procession.


A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50
feet behind the first.

Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black
dog.

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man
couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man
walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your
loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of
you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my
wife." The inquisitive man asked, "What happened to
her?"

he man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired
further,

"Well, who is in the second coffin?" The man answered
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement
"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied "Please join the queue."

A Boy who asked me a surprising question

Excuse me is this the " SHark Movie?" Did you see my Fat Mother ? these were the questions asked by a 4 year old boy during the interval time for the Movie BLUE' he was not able to find his mother !! by the end of intermission he was successful in finding his Mother !!

When i asked him did you see any shark? he said yes in the beginning but did you see my fat mother ?

Smart One !

PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at
an inconvenient time, this person will say or do
something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON,
because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.!

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons,
things you must build upon in order to have a solid
emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the
lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.


Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

- I just love this as it makes a lot of sense to me !! To all My friends !!